Famous last words

"Dying in agony on a cross,
mocked by his executioners,
and jeered by a hostile crowd,
he breathed a prayer for them all:
'Father, forgive them,
for they know not what they do.' "

--Roger Walsh, Essential Spirituality

Here's another one that pretty much created itself -- and speaks for itself. I opened the file, and it was clear where it was going.

My husband tells a joke sometimes, about Vermonters sitting in front of a general store. The punchline is "Don't talk unless you can improve upon the silence." So I think I'll just shut up.