So much for AI

I thought I'd write about being a bird, 

So to illustrate the poem,

I typed the word “bird” so AI could search 

The photos on my phone. 

And there, mixed in with the herons, the crows, 

The pigeons, gulls, and finches, 

Was this little guy. 

And then I thought, 

If I climbed a tree, would AI think me a bird? 

If I stood behind an altar, 

Would AI call me a priest? 

And if I sat behind a desk in the Oval Office, 

Would AI assume I was actually presidential?